On Faking Life and Other Things

vlctory:

MINE FT. DRAKE : BEYONCE

First order of action when I become Queen of the Universe: replace all mirrors with long, vertical ones because there ain’t nobody who looks bad in those.

Also redwoodmagpie do any of your friends own a legit pair of Spectra Specs like me? Do you see the Nargles floating by my head? BECAUSE I DO!

Also redwoodmagpie do any of your friends own a legit pair of Spectra Specs like me? Do you see the Nargles floating by my head? BECAUSE I DO!

HP World savings with redwoodmagpie!!

HP World savings with redwoodmagpie!!

I legitimately miss the effects of marijuana and would easily chose being high over being drunk.

I bought this shirt for like $30 at Disneyland over ten years ago. It was only sold in a youth large so the boxy shape never properly fitted me. It also didn’t help that I developed boobs shorty after, but that never stopped me from wearing it all over middle school. Now it has shrunken over the years and landed in my designated sleep shirt drawer. Case and point: I still can’t part with this shirt. Ever.

I bought this shirt for like $30 at Disneyland over ten years ago. It was only sold in a youth large so the boxy shape never properly fitted me. It also didn’t help that I developed boobs shorty after, but that never stopped me from wearing it all over middle school. Now it has shrunken over the years and landed in my designated sleep shirt drawer. Case and point: I still can’t part with this shirt. Ever.

My hair is just so gross, fried, and dead. Considering Magpie’s wedding is over and done I just need to whack off a decent chunk of my hair.

Welp the last paycheck I obtained from my employer bounced. I called my boss and she profusely apologized and is fixing the issue, but still I’m annoyed and find this all to be extremely unprofessional.

redwoodmagpie:

Pandora wanted more photos, so here you go lovely. Everyone else was dressed and glammed up way before me. Fancy hair and make-up goes great with a flannel and shorts (that I recently did some math on and are probably 16 years old.)
Photo Credit: Amber Pappé Photography

Maggie needs to step it up and spam me with more wedding photos.

redwoodmagpie:

Pandora wanted more photos, so here you go lovely. Everyone else was dressed and glammed up way before me. Fancy hair and make-up goes great with a flannel and shorts (that I recently did some math on and are probably 16 years old.)

Photo Credit: Amber Pappé Photography

Maggie needs to step it up and spam me with more wedding photos.

Important PSA!!!

I hate pudding. It has always got a funky texture and tastes chemically. But then today Tyler took me to this amazing bakery in West Hollywood called Magnolia and guys, I just had the most phenomenal banana bread pudding evvverrrr.

Now were eating it by the carton, drinking prosecco and watching Boyz N the Hood. Unf.

What is fun about getting a bit older is that my parents are more willing to open up about their 20s and the beginnings of their relationship before they ultimately settled down. I always knew that they maintained a semi-long distance relationship up until they eventually married (they never lived together until marriage).

My mom was going on about this shrimp marinade that she made for my dad one weekend before driving up to visit. As my dad put it, ”yeah we spent almost ever weekend together and your mother would drive up to the mountains and stay in my trailer. Does that change your perspective of us at all?” 

It did, but mostly because it was a nice change to hear them not sugarcoat their relationship as they had been doing for years. Forever I was told to wait until marriage for sex and to not live with a guy until marriage. I now realize that my parents probably never expected me to adhere to these “family values,” but that they felt it was the easiest way to parent daughters. I kind of wish they were a it more open when I was younger about relationships and such, however it is nice to hear that their young relationship is entirely how I’m acting in my current one. What’s also wonderful is that they get it and are no longer disapproving. 

It was nice to hear the raw story of their early relationship because it reminds that they were once young people in carefree, overflowing love. 

I know Tyler says that he loves me and is attracted to me for many reasons, but let’s be real: it’s mostly because I will eat pizza at any opportune moment.

New from J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore’s Army Reunites At Quidditch World Cup Final

There’s no such thing as too much Harry Potter. Nope. Never. 

redwoodmagpie:

Just in case you didn’t believe me when I said my dad did a backflip (2) at the wedding. 

Watch the crowd going from not paying attention to actively cheering.

Yep, that happened.

redwoodmagpie's dad is the best dancer/backflipper ever and even pulled me away for a makeshift swing dance. Easily the most fun I've had at a wedding reception. Also my reactions are kind of spot on.