On Faking Life and Other Things

There’s this itsy town that I drive through when I make the trek back home.  Just outside of it is a farm that has had exotic animals for as long as I can remember.  I always like to stop and say hi to the zebra horses if they’re near the fence.  There are emus too and you best believe I drive right on by when I realize they’re preying on the fence line.  

You now know that if for some reason I disappear while driving through Snelling it was because an emu attacked me.  Can’t trust a bird bigger than you.   

  1. the-sprawl said: man emus are kinda scary. those horses are adorable though.
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