"Men get such hardons from putting their names on things. You guys don’t grow up. It’s like you need to pee on everything."

Pandora’s Going to Let You in on a Little Secret…

To all the boys out there:

If a girl you just met doesn’t text you back after your first twenty texts, give up.  Seriously, she’s not interested in a relationship or a friendship.  You’re probably even creeping her out.  

Love,

Pandora

Pandora's Father Is a Joke
Papa Gangsta Pete: You still have a mancub?
Pandora: No, Dad.
Papa Gangsta Pete: Good. Boys only concept of women are what they see on the internet and "Girls Gone Wild." All boys think that girls are just a body cavity. You're not. Boys are idiots. You don't need one.
Pandora: Thanks....

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